Corrupt A Wish! OH NOES! :'0

I've seen this on like all of my forums. You post a wish and the next poster grants it, but it is corrupted. Kinda like that saying. Be careful what you wish for!

Example:
Post 1: I wish I had a toaster.

Post 2: Granted, but it blows up when you try to toast something.

I wish I had a pony.

Get It? :]

I'll Start! :] I wish I had a better computer!

Granted - Plus 100000000 virus's, trojans, and worms. And a program that spawns Old people porno on your screen.

I wish I had the Talent of all the famous musicians around the world!

Granted, but you may never stop playing your music. EVER!

I wish I had more Gum.

Butt u can never stop chewing and the flavor last for only 2 seconds!!!
And it gives you bad headaches!

I wish that I had the brains of the worlds greatest scientists!
Like Steven Hawking!

Granted, EXCEPT for Steven Hawking.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

And now your deppresed, you feel like a slave to society, and you a shuned by your family and friends, your mind will never work again, and when you get high you just go from low to medium.

I wish that I could see a glimpse of heaven.

Granted, but it's so bright your eyes burn out.\

I wish I could Get Better Grades.

Granted, but next semester you will be expeled for cheating


I wish I had 2 horses, 5 dogs, 6 cats, 20 frogs, 100 white tigers, a monkey,
a bird, and a bunny!

Granted, But they All Eat You

I Wish this Wish Was Horrible.

Granted, nuff said.

I wish that i had something to drink.

Granted, now you have to go to #1

I wish for a room of candies. ^^

Granted, plus razor blade filling!

I wish we didn't have to pay taxes
.

Granted, but-Economy in slump no resources.

I wish there was a hot girl in my room and...

Granted, and... she likes ball gags, hand cuffs, and whipping *wink wink.*

I wish I had everylast freaking video game in the world!!!!
Including classics like Kid Icarus, Pong, Ice Climbers, etc.

Granted but you have Parkinson syndrome for playing 24.7

I wish Usui Takumi was real and not just an anime. <3 <3 <3

Granted, it's to bad you'll never get to see him though!

I sure wish I had a bazooka!

Granted. But You Hold it Backwards and Shoot Yourself.

I wish Santa Wasn't so FAT.

Granted, but someone will have to hold that fat for him and
sadly, it will be you...

I wish I got GH World Tour for Christmas!

Granted but it wasn't what it seems o.O

i wish i have all the money in the world.

Granted, good luck defending your house from hobos and robbers!

I wish that I could torture Britney Spears!

granted now she is in a mental institute.

I wish I have superman's power.

granted but you are my mental slave, thus u cannot think for yourself.....

I wish for the complete annihilation of the universe and all life!

Granted - But you can't kill any of them!

I wish I had a 100mil $ house